Large yard/drive almost an acre plenty of boat parking!

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Now Booking! 3/2 block home in Old Homosassa, within walking distance of all the restaurants, bars, and stores like Florida Cracker, Money Bar, The Shed, and Two Pops. Across the street from the Old Mill Tavern and Sugar Mill Ruins.

Lots of fun in Crystal River just 10 minutes north!

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Walk to the sugar mill ruins and catch up on some history. Next to the Old Mill Tavern a great local dive.

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Springs are found everywhere in the area!

Walk to monkey island from the house and grab a pie at Florida Cracker Monkey Bar.

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Welcome to The Flirty Flamingo! 🦩 This ole’ Florida cottage has been completely updated and refurnished to submerge you in that laid-back, Old Homosassa charm — but with a cheeky twist. The block home is a spacious three-bedroom, two-bathroom cottage with a screened-in back patio that serves as your bonus outdoor living room (aka your sunset hangout zone). And yes — we went there: we added a private plunge pool out back — made just for chillin’. It’s not for cannonballs or laps… it’s for lounging, laughing, and living your best life, flamingo-style. Take the golf cart (available to rent) for a cruise down to all your riverside favorites like McRae’s, Monkey Bar, The Fridge, The Freezer, and more — perfect for dinner runs, oyster missions, and sunset sips. Additional features of the cottage: ~ 6-person golf cart available to rent with signed liability waiver ~ High-speed 500 Mbps internet ~ Stainless steel appliances ~ Fully stocked kitchen ~ Flatscreen televisions ~ Garage access ~ Boat parking on 1-acre lot with circular drive ~ Large fenced yard, perfect for kids to play (driveway gates included) ~ BBQ charcoal grill ~ NEW private plunge pool — made for max relaxation ~ Custom tiled showers ~ Lawn games: Bocce ball, football, Razor scooters, Spikeball ~ 3 adult kayaks + 2 child kayaks with oars & life vests The house is outfitted for 4 adults and 4 teens/children. Guests have access to the entire property minus two closets locked off for owner use. We’re just a call, text, or platform message away during your stay! 📍 Location: Smack dab in Old Historic Homosassa — just a 5-minute walk to the river with charming restaurants, Monkey Island, and McRae’s Marina. You’re within earshot of The Old Mill Tavern, and the Sugar Mill Ruins make a perfect morning or evening stroll. Ellie Schiller Wildlife State Park is just down the road, about half a mile away. 🛻 Guests will need a vehicle for travel to neighboring towns. ⚠️ The golf cart is not street legal and can only be driven down to the river on our side. A signed liability waiver is required for use.

Flirty Flamingo

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Welcome to The Flirty Flamingo! 🦩
This ole’ Florida cottage has been completely updated and refurnished to submerge you in that laid-back, Old Homosassa charm — but with a cheeky twist.

The block home is a spacious three-bedroom, two-bathroom cottage with a screened-in back patio that serves as your bonus outdoor living room (aka your sunset hangout zone). And yes — we went there: we added a private plunge pool out back — made just for chillin’. It’s not for cannonballs or laps… it’s for lounging, laughing, and living your best life, flamingo-style.

Take the golf cart (available to rent) for a cruise down to all your riverside favorites like McRae’s, Monkey Bar, The Fridge, The Freezer, and more — perfect for dinner runs, oyster missions, and sunset sips.

Additional features of the cottage:
~ 6-person golf cart available to rent with signed liability waiver
~ High-speed 500 Mbps internet
~ Stainless steel appliances
~ Fully stocked kitchen
~ Flatscreen televisions
~ Garage access
~ Boat parking on 1-acre lot with circular drive
~ Large fenced yard, perfect for kids to play (driveway gates included)
~ BBQ charcoal grill
~ NEW private plunge pool — made for max relaxation
~ Custom tiled showers
~ Lawn games: Bocce ball, football, Razor scooters, Spikeball
~ 3 adult kayaks + 2 child kayaks with oars & life vests

The house is outfitted for 4 adults and 4 teens/children.

Guests have access to the entire property minus two closets locked off for owner use.

We’re just a call, text, or platform message away during your stay!

📍 Location:
Smack dab in Old Historic Homosassa — just a 5-minute walk to the river with charming restaurants, Monkey Island, and McRae’s Marina. You’re within earshot of The Old Mill Tavern, and the Sugar Mill Ruins make a perfect morning or evening stroll. Ellie Schiller Wildlife State Park is just down the road, about half a mile away.

🛻 Guests will need a vehicle for travel to neighboring towns.
⚠️ The golf cart is not street legal and can only be driven down to the river on our side. A signed liability waiver is required for use.

Notes

The rental golf cart is not street legal and will require that reserving guests sign a liability waiver for use. It can only be driven down to the river on our side, by the reserved adult on the reservation and must hold a valid DL and vehicle insurance.

Neighborhood

Located in Old Historic Homosassa we are a 5-minute walk to the river hosting all the charming restaurants, monkey island, and McRae’s marina. The old mill tavern is literally within earshot and the sugar mill ruins right beside make a nice morning or evening stroll. The Ellie Schiller state park is just down the road about a half mile.

Access

Guests have access to the entire property minus two closets locked off for owner use.

Space

Additional features of the cottage:
~Saltwater pool with sunshelf and side bench
~Large pool patio with loungers
~3 Adult and 2 Kids Kayaks
~6 seat golf cart for rent
~High speed 500 MgBs internet
~Stainless steel appliances
~Stocked kitchen
~Flatscreen smart televisions
~Screened back patio
~RedTeq High end pellet grill (please bring pellets)
~Boat parking, 1 Acre lot with circular drive
~Power washer for boat cleanup
~Large yard for kids to play
~Custom tiled showers
~Pet friendly for 1 dog under 40lbs., must be approved by the hosts. Please message for details.

The house is outfitted for 4 adults and 4 teens/children.

Transit

Guests will need a vehicle for travel to neighboring towns.

8

Guests

3

Bedrooms

2

Bathrooms

Rooms and Beds

Room 1

king beds: 1

Room 2

Room 3

king beds: 1

Features and Amenities

Air Conditioning

Internet

Wireless

Swimming pool

Washing Machine

Balcony

Suitable for children

Outdoor grill

Microwave

Coffee/tea maker

Shower

Tub

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Rates and Availability

Save 5% on weekly and 12% on monthly stays!

Taxes and fees are additional

Reviews

Alexandra

9/1/2025

2025.09.01

Very cute, decor was great. Location was close to everything. House was laid out well.

Morganne

8/10/2025

2025.08.10

Great stay! The place was clean, comfortable, and exactly as described. Host was friendly and responsive. Would definitely recommend.

Laura

8/4/2025

2025.08.04

Love the golf cart! Being close to all the restaurants and such was great!

Brittany

7/29/2025

2025.07.29

This was the second time we stayed here. Absolutely loved every minute of it! Great location and plenty of privacy. Great for boat /trailer parking as well.

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