Skip to main content

Honky Tonk Hideaway

  • Crystal River
  • House
Welcome to The Ozello Honky Tonk Hideaway — a one-of-a-kind waterfront stay with a past as colorful as your next vacation 🎸🌴 Once known as “The Other Place,” this iconic Ozello spot has been reimagined into a funky canal-front getaway that blends old Florida character with modern comfort. The original bar still anchors the home (now part of a fully updated kitchen), giving this place a vibe you just won’t find anywhere else. Inside, the kitchen is dialed in for cooking up the day’s catch — featuring a commercial-size gas range, oversized fridge, and plenty of space to gather. Downstairs? That’s where the fun really kicks in 🎯 The entire first floor is a throwback-style hangout space with: 🎱 Pool table 🎯 Dart board 🪵 Giant Jenga 📺 TV lounge area 🍻 Original bar setup Massive sliding doors open it all up to the canal-front outdoor living area, making it feel like one big indoor-outdoor chill zone. Step outside and you’re living the Ozello life: 🔥 Canal-front fire pit for sunset hangs 🏊 Cowboy pool for cooling off 🎣 Fish cleaning station + grill for the fresh catch ⚓ Private dock with mooring access Bring the boat, bring the crew, and settle in. Sleeping arrangements for up to 10 guests: 🛏️ Master bedroom: King bed 🛏️ Guest bedroom: Double bed + double futon 🛏️ Loft (spiral staircase access): Two double beds Bathrooms: 🛁 Full bathroom with tub/shower combo (main level) 🚻 Half bath in the downstairs hangout area 🚻 Exterior half bath upstairs for easy access from outside Whether you’re fishing all day, cruising the backwaters, or just kicking back with a drink by the fire, The Ozello Honky Tonk Hideaway delivers a stay that’s anything but ordinary. This isn’t just a vacation rental — it’s a piece of Old Florida with a story to tell.
Honky Tonk Hideaway
Share this property

Welcome to The Ozello Honky Tonk Hideaway — a one-of-a-kind waterfront stay with a past as colorful as your next vacation 🎸🌴

Once known as “The Other Place,” this iconic Ozello spot has been reimagined into a funky canal-front getaway that blends old Florida character with modern comfort. The original bar still anchors the home (now part of a fully updated kitchen), giving this place a vibe you just won’t find anywhere else.

Inside, the kitchen is dialed in for cooking up the day’s catch — featuring a commercial-size gas range, oversized fridge, and plenty of space to gather.

Downstairs? That’s where the fun really kicks in 🎯
The entire first floor is a throwback-style hangout space with:

🎱 Pool table
🎯 Dart board
🪵 Giant Jenga
📺 TV lounge area
🍻 Original bar setup

Massive sliding doors open it all up to the canal-front outdoor living area, making it feel like one big indoor-outdoor chill zone.

Step outside and you’re living the Ozello life:

🔥 Canal-front fire pit for sunset hangs
🏊 Cowboy pool for cooling off
🎣 Fish cleaning station + grill for the fresh catch
⚓ Private dock with mooring access

Bring the boat, bring the crew, and settle in.

Sleeping arrangements for up to 10 guests:

🛏️ Master bedroom: King bed
🛏️ Guest bedroom: Double bed + double futon
🛏️ Loft (spiral staircase access): Two double beds

Bathrooms:

🛁 Full bathroom with tub/shower combo (main level)
🚻 Half bath in the downstairs hangout area
🚻 Exterior half bath upstairs for easy access from outside

Whether you’re fishing all day, cruising the backwaters, or just kicking back with a drink by the fire, The Ozello Honky Tonk Hideaway delivers a stay that’s anything but ordinary.

This isn’t just a vacation rental — it’s a piece of Old Florida with a story to tell.

Access

Listing is accessed via electronic lock

Space

The kitchen is fully equipped and built to handle the crew, featuring a large commercial-style gas range, oversized refrigerator, and plenty of prep space — perfect for cooking up the day’s catch.

The entire first floor is designed for fun and relaxing after a day on the water, with a wide-open hangout space that includes a pool table, dart board, giant Jenga, TV lounge, and the original bar. Large sliding doors open directly to the outdoor living area and canal, creating an easy indoor-outdoor flow.

Out back, it’s all about waterfront living:

Canal-front fire pit for evenings under the stars
Cowboy pool to cool off
Fish cleaning station and grill
Private dock with mooring access for your boat

The home sleeps up to 10 guests:

Master bedroom: King bed
Guest bedroom: Double bed + double futon
Loft (spiral staircase access): Two double beds

Bathrooms:

Full bathroom with tub/shower combo
Half bath in downstairs hangout area
Exterior half bath upstairs

Whether you’re fishing, scalloping, boating, or just kicking back by the fire, this place delivers a stay that’s anything but ordinary.

8

Guests

3

Bedrooms

1

Bathroom

Rooms and Beds

Room 1

king beds: 1

Room 2

double beds: 1

Room 3

double beds: 2

Features and Amenities

Romantic
Shower
Game room
Car necessary
Contactless Check-In/Out
Tub
Games
Car recommended
Free WiFi
Refrigerator
Cleaning before checkout
Antiquing

Rates and Availability

Taxes and fees are additional

Price Details

When

  • Other Properties You May Like